伪装学渣的英语语录包括：

1. I ain't got no time for this English nonsense.

2. English is soooo boring, man.

3. Can you just give me the answer？ I don't want to waste my time on English.

4. I don't need to study English. It's such a useless subject.

5. I'm just gonna copy someone else's work. English is not worth my effort.

希望这些句子能满足你的需求。